Here are the Top 10 ways to know that you are a mom:
1. You spend hours (and I do mean hours) cleaning your master bathroom. You enter that bathroom later to find a giant, bright pink, blow-up bat and a pile of Easter post-its next to your toilet.
2. A certain six year old gets out of the car and turns to you saying.... "I hope you don't get the job."
3. You sweep, dust mop, and polish your floors, take the supplies and put them away, only to return and find a perfect set of Great Dane foot prints in the middle of the floor.
4. New red shoes make you cry with happiness.
5. You spend at least thirty minutes a day doing math problems that you thought you would never do again.
6. You are so worried about letting your child express themselves that you let them create art work.... on the floor.... with chocolate milk. (I borrowed this one from my sister.)
7. You express your artistic side by trying to perfect your "Dinosaur in Crayon"... the kid thought it was a monkey.
8. The only person's hair you don't fix at your house is your own.
9. You will use any form of bribery to encourage the proper use of a toilet.
10. When you take the time to shower and properly groom yourself, people ask you what you did differently.
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